The Italian who went to Malta
(Must be read with an Italian accent)
One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat
breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only
one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you
no understand, I wanna two piss onna my plate. She say you better no
piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch. I don´t even know the lady and
she call me sonna ma bitch.
Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me
everyone wanna fock. I tell her you no understand, I wanna fock
on the table. She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna
ma bitch.
So I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed.
Call the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tell me to go to toilet.
I say you no understand, I wanna shit on my bed. He say you better
not shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch.
I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you".
I say piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch. I gonna go back to Italy.
